Noel Gallagher Once Again Talks Arse Goblin Humping

By Alex Johnson | January 01, 0001

Previously, Noel Gallagher said Guitar Hero was better “than somebody getting their fucking head chopped off with a samurai sword while getting fucked by a goblin up the arse with a laser.” Eloquent!

https://kotaku.com/noel-gallagher-says-guitar-hero-is-better-than-arse-gob-5045147

In an interview this year with Total Guitar w69 เข้าสู่ระบบ​ magazine, the elder Gallagher brother echoed similar sentiments, stating, “It’s better than two goblins trying to fuck a donkey up the arse with a h25 com สล็อต​ laser beam.” Though, that game does sound interesting.

The Oasis songwriter does concede that Guitar Hero is a “good thing” for getting people into music, but points out that playing guitar and playing a video game version of H25 สล็อต a guitar are mutually exclusive.

“When I meet kids I always say to them playing a guitar is not a fucking videogame, there is no level to get to. You’ll never master it and you’ll never complete the game.”

Oh how we all look forward to Noel Gallagher’s 2010 goblin arse humping quote.

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